These guys have the mug shrubs you've wished you could grow since puberty.

Winner: Scott Niedermeyer's Playoff Beard- The playoff beard is one of the NHL's grandest and longest-running traditions, right up there with fist fights and shitty TV ratings. Niedermeyer's salt-n-pepper wool made him look more grizzled and Canadian.

2. Captain Lou Albano- The Captain's scruff got a little out of hand, which is why he needed to rein it in with a rubber band. It worked for him, but it should be noted that putting any other accessory in a beard is like putting a scrunchy in your hair.

3. The NBA's Vlade Divac- It's a little known fact that Vlade was born with the 11 o' clock shadow he's been sporting since entering the league in 1989. It appears high on the list because of its dual use in giving Scotty Pippen shoulder burn.

4. Bruce Sutter- Rollie Fingers may have retired with more saves, but Bruce's auburn locks put Rollie's silly little mustache to shame. What he should've done is used more of that beard grease to put more bite on his curve ball.