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The World Bikini Football League: You Had Us at Bikini

Since the devastating cancellation of this year’s Lingerie Bowl, we’re not sure we can handle another huge disappointment, so we’re praying the long-overdue creation of a globally-unifying World Bikini Football League isn't some calculated Internet hoax.

We found the clips below to suggest its validity, and the league's website even has the names of the teams, including the Cheyenne Tetons and Calgary Glaciers. (What, no Fargo Funbags or Boston Boobies?) All we can confirm at this time is that the most important half of the equation is in place, there are girls in bikinis.