Jeff Burton may have snapped a 175-race winless streak with his victory on Sunday, but many other NASCAR streaks live on. Here are some more streaks that are still going strong:
- Gene Haas has stretched his streak of races without a criminal charge to 13. He still trails Rick “Slick Willie’s Buddy” Hendrick for the lead amongst clean-living NASCAR owners with law-breaking pasts.
- Jimmie Johnson’s streak of a small child asking “Dad, what are those things growing above JJ’s eyes?” is now at 154 races.
- Jeff Green’s streak of nobody recognizing him is up to 220 races.
- Greg Biffle’s streak of being really tired of lame ass “Subway” jokes next to his name on the NASCAR.com Power Rakings is up to 15 races.
- Ward Burton’s streak of failing to land a ride because no owner can understand what the hell he is saying is up to 82 races.
- Jeremy Mayfield has now said “I really think the phone is going to ring this week” for 7 straight weeks.
- Coincidently, Erin Crocker has had trouble getting respect from her male counterparts for 7 straight weeks.
- Mark Martin’s streak of driving while technically DOA is up to 21 races.
