Smart-ass
  • For every good product we see, there will be 20 companies trying to take over the world with a shitty-looking iPod case.
  • Toshiba will do their own version of Deal or No Deal that they do at every trade show and I won't get to play.
  • I will leave with more than 100GB of storage in the form of promotional thumbdrives
  • I will miss every media appointment I've made because I'm somewhere eating free sandwiches
  • I'll go to the Monster Party for 20 minutes, then leave.
  • Brian Lam will put all kinds of things down his pants.
  • Lots of attendees will talk big about hitting on booth babes, then nod shyly and move along when it comes time to interact with them.
  • The Microsoft booth will be so humongous that I'll get overwhelmed and leave without seeing anything
  • A new record will be set for the most amount of awkward dancing done over the course of a week.
  • The few sports fans in attendance will crowd around anything with a TV tuner to catch the end of the LSU vs. Ohio State game. Then they'll hand out wedgies.