• I will not try to show you every stupid product that's announced or being shown on the floor. The other guys will do that. I will just show you the stuff that's either really awesome or so terribly stupid that I can't keep it to myself.
  • This blog will have more hot chicks than any other tech blog out there
  • I will do my best to bother the other guys currently working their asses off to give you a look at what it's like to take part in the digital watch party that is CES
  • I will mooch as much free crap off of huge electronics companies as possible, then tell you about it so together we can laugh and laugh.
  • If I see really stupid looking people, I will try to take pictures of them and post them here