The answer: It's the new Zen Vision Stone from Creative

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The update player has 1 GB of storage, has a small, but usable screen and--get this--a tiny built in speaker. How they managed to cram all of that stuff is beyond me, but at $60 I really can't complain. It also comes in other colors, including black, just in case you aren't a hot chick and can't pull off a pink player. Check below or a boring product shot with no girls in it.

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