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As you know from this morning's "Look how cool I am" post, I have a badge and wristband that gets me into the AVN porn convention. This afternoon I headed over there with a camera and half a box of condoms. The condoms weren't because I was expecting to get laid, but because I didn't want any part of my body touching anything in there without at least a thin layer of protection.

But since you've seen most of the girls that were there doing things that would make our sex bloggers blush, I decided to snap a few photos of the funny and kind of depressing stuff that was going on. But don't worry! You'll see the porn chicks in the video that'll be posted tomorrow.

Click the link below for the rest of the sad, erotic story...