2003: Budweiser's "Great Listener"


All you females will be glad to see that the woman in this ad stays fully clothed for the entire time. She does no writhing, dancing or even grinding. In fact she just sits there and expresses her feelings. Of course we tuned those out immediately, but she sure is attractive. I wonder what she's talking about.

2004: Visa's "Kerri and Misty"


Beach Volleyball was all the rage back in '04 because of the Summer Olympics. Oh, and because all the women that play it are tall, lean and willing to get in their two-pieces in the snow.

2005: Tobasco's "Tanlines"


If eating Tobasco could really make you tan underneath your clothes I would probably buy a case of it. Not because of the sexy girl in the commercial but because my skin looks like I've been living in a bomb shelter for the past 25 years.

2006: Pizza Hut's "Start Poppin'"


Jessica Simpson dancing with a Pizza that has a crazy cheese-filled garlic bread crust. Seems like kind of a no brainer, eh?

2007: Godaddy's "Marketing Department"


To be honest, this isn't the sexiest of the GoDaddy.com commercials, but 2007 was mysteriously bereft of hotness. The closest runner up was the Sheryl Crow commercial and that's just not right.