Posted Friday 12/26/2008 7:00 PM in
Stuff by Maxim Staff
Filed under: Bottle, Beer, Budweiser, Stella Artois, Miller

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| Posted by hogey on 12/26/2008 7:45 PM | report abuse |
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I don't get why people like Budweiser. It tastes like horse piss. And where's the Innis & Gunn? Where's the Moosehead? Where's the Alexander Keiths? You guys need to get out and drink more beer. That's an order.
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| Posted by Coops on 12/27/2008 10:25 AM | report abuse |
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The only reason Blue Moon made it on is because its owned by a major. The only reason the majors are on here is because they sponsored an article. Real men drink what tastes right. Piss wad 15 year olds reaching for their first underage brew, drink what a Maxim article has suggested.
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| Posted by Mike on 12/27/2008 3:35 PM | report abuse |
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Did I miss something...how did Sam Adams Boston Lager NOT get on this list?
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| Posted by Big Sho on 12/27/2008 4:00 PM | report abuse |
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I know you can't get them all, but one beer that would have made your list, had you tried it, is Ommegang. It's Belgian styled beer made in Cooperstown NY. NOT to be chugged, but will be enjoyed.
Also, Coors Light is not real beer!
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| Posted by tim patrick on 12/27/2008 7:44 PM | report abuse |
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lousy list light beers shouldnt count budweiser sucks and shocktop puts bluemoon to shame get some real lagers on the list
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| Posted by ahem on 12/27/2008 9:02 PM | report abuse |
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i mean no insult to the beer gods over at the maxim desk of glory but what did dear old stella artois ever do to you?
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| Posted by ahem on 12/27/2008 9:03 PM | report abuse |
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#$%&@ots
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| Posted by Derrick on 12/27/2008 9:25 PM | report abuse |
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I know after sampling 200 diiferent beers things may get a bit fuzzy, but Blue Moon is a Belgian White, Not a Belgian Wheat
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| Posted by Sam on 12/28/2008 4:28 PM | report abuse |
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Try a Bells Oberon if you like wheat!!!
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| Posted by Nick on 12/29/2008 1:27 AM | report abuse |
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This list is terrible! How can you not put ANY of Sam Adam's beer on this list? Seriously? The maxim staff is a bunch of U-21's who know nothing about beer.
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| Posted by rolf on 12/29/2008 6:05 AM | report abuse |
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geman and chzech beers are the best
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| Posted by Chris on 12/29/2008 4:46 PM | report abuse |
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No Real Man would call this the BIG BOYS list. Not with all these LITE beers.
It might be a good list for a NON Beer Drinking Country like the USA or FRANCE, But "Not At ALL" for us Countries like CANADA, GERMANY and ENGLAND to name a few. You shouldn't talk about things that You Have NO Clue About.
You do have lots of strength's but BEER is not one of them. Neithers Coffee.
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| Posted by kent on 12/29/2008 6:03 PM | report abuse |
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what no natty lite, Hamms, or Bush Lite?
common guys, let's try this one again. this time with people who drink beer not wine.
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| Posted by branson on 12/29/2008 9:35 PM | report abuse |
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Hey dipshit the light in bud light doesn't stand for calories. It stands for the shade of the beer.
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| Posted by Dan on 12/30/2008 12:03 AM | report abuse |
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In response to Chris...I agree that no real man would call this the "Big Boys List". However, I wouldn't consider Canada to be the foremost experts on beer drinking. Expecially since one of the bears on the list that Chris makes fun of is made in Canada and is served with fruit. Gaaaay...
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| Posted by glen on 12/30/2008 8:39 AM | report abuse |
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Now that you've hyped a bunch of beer that people without taste buds drink for hours, see if your encore can feature some beers with flavor and without rice, corn, orange peel, etc. used to make it. How about something with different barley malts and hops. Yes some of them do on this list a little bit anyway, most don't.
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| Posted by Dave on 12/30/2008 7:28 PM | report abuse |
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The one decent beer on this list, and the only one that's not a "lager" or "pale lager" is the one that you compare to bubblegum? Crappy bubblegum, to boot. When you and your girlfriends are done drinking Bacardi Breezers and practicing making out maybe you could grow a pair and come drink some real beer.
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| Posted by AMB on 12/31/2008 12:01 PM | report abuse |
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Free promo for brands with multi-million dollar marketing budgets. Maxim: setting standards of journalistic irrelevance since the '90s.
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| Posted by Scott on 12/31/2008 4:30 PM | report abuse |
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Your collection shall never touch my beer fridge. Your collection is fluff...no meat and no taste.
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| Posted by Nelson on 01/01/2009 5:38 PM | report abuse |
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Uhhh...let me guess? These are the beer companies that advertise with you. Where is Sam Adams? Guiness? How 'bout a couple of beers with flavor? "Big Boys", my ass. More like "taste-challenged".
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