Peroni
Lager • Italy
This robust Roman makes us want to put on a track suit and play hide the salami!

Carlsberg
Pale Lager • Denmark
A fine, grassy brew with a tart finish.

Tennent’s of Scotland
Pale Lager • Scotland
Tastes like a Miller High Life with a brogue.

Löwenbräu Original
Lager • Germany
This sweet, tangy lager is well-suited to get you through long Bavarian nights.

Beck’s
Pilsner • Germany
Light, bold, and cures the thirsties fast.

St. Pauli Girl
Lager • Germany
Mild and malty with a clean finish and an über-hottie on the bottle.

Warsteiner Light
German Pilsner • Germany
A harsh start, chuggable finish.

Pilsner Urquell
Pilsner • Czech Republic
Refreshingly bitter.

Kirin Ichiban
Pale Lager • Japan
We’re happy to let this dry beer run kamikaze missions on our mouths any summer day.

Fischer Amber
Amber Ale • France
Leaves a sweet taste on the lips, much like our neighbor’s frisky French au pair.

Modelo Especial
Lager • Mexico
When habanero-infused carnitas are tearing your intestines apart, it’s best to drink a beer that’s light, uncomplicated, and goes down easy. Check, check, and check!

Tiger
Lager • Singapore
Clean and smooth, with a sugary finish. We like to pair it with spicy noodles and online Singaporean foot-binding porn.

Staropramen
Pilsner • Czech Republic
Peppery and great with late-night hot dogs. If it didn’t see us inhaling chili footlongs, it would have totally gone home with us.

Duvel
Pale Ale • Belgium
Citrus notes and surprisngly smooth despite its liver-loving 8.5 percent alcohol.