Have Perfect Timing
You don’t need $10,000 on your wrist to look like a man whose time is valuable. Emporio Armani makes superexpensive luxe watches but also this bad boy, the ARO143, which runs a mere $195. It sports a stainless-steel case, a crocodile-leather band, fancy Roman numerals, and is water-resistant up to 165 feet. You could be the pimpest snorkeler at the town pool! emporioarmaniwatches.com

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Bubbly does not have to be a ’pagne in your wallet. (Hey, oh!) When bangin’ bottles with models, skip the Cristal and uncork the tastier, cheaper, and harder-to-rhyme Bollinger Special Cuvée NV. The official champagne of the British Royal Court, this $60 stuff won top honors at France’s Super Bowl of taste tests, La Revue du Vin. Pairs nicely with freedom fries.



Put a Movie Theater in Your House
The specs on Vizio's 55-inch XVT series LCD superset-1080p resolution, five HDMI ins, a 50,000:1 contrast ratio, and a 120 Hz motion-blur-killing tech-match up to TVs pushing $4,000. But this one lists for less than half that at $1,999. Go big or go home, brah!

Want this thing in your living room? Then get your lazy ass off the couch and do something! Specifically, make a video, one minute or less, of you performing an original song about why you think Maxim is so fantastic and submit it to us. We'll pick the best warbler and stick this hefty hung of love in the mail. Click here to enter!