It's hard searching for cool things to buy your friends and family, especially when the economy is falling faster than the careers of athletes whose names rhyme with Haxico Durress. This holiday season, get your loved ones financial security with this gold brick from nifty gift purveyors Honeyshed.com. It's not real gold, of course–actually, it's a USB hub. The rich-chic Thanko Gold Ingot hub has eight USB ports and weighs a little over five lbs., for that authentic "I've got a mother effin' gold bar connected to my computer!" feel. Now, all that's missing in our ghetto-chic nerd life is the keyboard grill we've always wanted.

If you're looking for something that won't keep you in the doghouse, how about a Volvo C30, which apparently seats three clown police officers, two ghosts, and a facepainted confused little boy:


For more gift ideas, check out Honeyshed.com