Kelly Hu is hot, Hawaiian and a bigger star than Lucy Liu! (Plus, she totally knows Don Johnson. Or at least she said she did. And we believe her!)
Why did you say no? “No. I think magicians are really weird.”
We feel the same about Ronald McDonald: “And I could kick [Michael Jackson’s] ass, too. It wouldn’t be hard. I think his whole act has gone way too far. And now he’s got kids involved.”
Done and done: “But I really enjoyed your penis. Write that down in your article!”
