Stacy’s Mom got the Fountains of Wayne video goin’ on. When it comes to inspiring rock stars, Rachel Hunter is all the muse that’s fit to print. (Just ask Rod Stewart.)
Rachel Hunter’s trouser-trembling ode to all things MILF in the Fountains of Wayne video “Stacy’s Mom” left us with more questions than answers. First of all, why doesn’t our mom look as hot as Rachel? And, less to the point, why is that old guy at the gym always combing his pubes in the locker room?
What’s the longest interruptus you’ve had between acts of coitus? Celibacy? Nine months. But once you start doing it again, it’s all over. My sister told me she [hadn’t done it for] a year. I thought that was a little long.
Do you think the once-you-start thing applies to most women? Well, look, if you’re on a desert island and you haven’t had sex in a while, what can you do about it? Other than pleasure yourself. Of course, if there’s this handsome thing there and you start having sex, you’re going to want more and more. So, I think…why am I going into this?
