Coming Attractions This Hollywood hopeful just might be the next big daytime host. Like Rosie or Ellen…but attractive, smart and funny. Also, she likes men! Home base: Los Angeles, but grew up in Kansas Celluloid credibility: Former Miss Teen USA 1995 and spokesmodel Day job: Assistant at a talent agency
STUFF: So, are you following former pageant winner Ali Landry’s footsteps to sitcom stardom? KEYLEE: Talk-show hosting is my ultimate goal. I admire Oprah.
Do you practice your conversational skills in the bedroom? I’m a girl who knows what I want and knows what I like, and I have no problem telling everyone—in the bedroom or in life. But criticism [during sex] is not good to discuss right then and there.
Are any other sex topics off-limits? Past lovers. It’s not cute or funny.
But it makes for great TV. What would your first show be about? We suggest transvestite Nazi midgets. Nazi midgets would have to be part of the show, but I’d bring in lesbian midgets along the way, too. On the first show, I’d definitely have cooking, because I love to cook. And then something crazy.
That’s where the midgets come in. You could have a cook-off! Between them! That would be a good show.
