Busty Duckling: This Dublin, Ireland, native makes he living making ugly people feel worse about themselves, and then making it all better with plastic surgery on Fox’s The Swan.
Paradise Won: Her big TV break came in 2003 when she hosted Fox’s morally bereft, yet ho–so–sexy reality show, Paradise Hotel.
Have you taken advantage of your plastic–surgery connections yet? Not yet. I have the best black book of plastic surgeons, and there will come a day when my ass is down around my ankles, so I will be keeping those phone numbers. Um, what else would I have done? My second toe is longer than my first toe—
