Cache The cohost of the Game Show Network’s clever word-playing game Lingo is creating cyberwaves with her seductive Web site and her Bench Warmer trading cards (benchwarmer.com).
Spam For $5, her site offers a choice of four sultry autographed 8" x 10" prints. Which is helpful if you ever need to convince someone that you know a girl.
Spotlight on nipples “We’ve had a couple of female contestants [on Lingo]who were wearing sheer blouses with no bra, and it became very apparent once they were under the lights. You could hear everyone whispering off-camera, ‘You can see nipples! Quick, do something!’”
English is difikult “Chuck and I are trying to guess the words along with the contestants. We’re really bad at playing the game. Actually, we suck at it.”
Another reason to hate old people “The only mean letters I’ve gotten have been from senior-citizen women who think Chuck flirts with me too much and that I’m a bimbo. They don’t like me because they think my boobs are too big and my skirts are too short.”