Father's Day is still weeks away, but that won't stop you from waiting until the last second to find him a craptastic present of mediocrity. Fortunately, we're here to help.

Here's What You Know: In between his ritual weekend conniptions and his ritual weekday conniptions, dad likes to hit the links with his buddies. (In reality, he just wants to get away from his infernal wife and his devilish children. Namely, you.)

What Your Lazy Ass Would Typically Do: You arrive home after another Saturday night rager drunk, dizzy, and in need of an explanation about the numerous stains that have found their way onto your clothing. Reeking of JD and vomited hot wings, you pass out on the floor of your bedroom. You wake up to your mom's squeals to come downstairs and wish your old man a happy Father's Day. Attempting to get the hot bartender's digits all night, you, of course, forgot to pick up a gift. With negative five seconds to spare, you reach for the first thing in sight—a copy of the Tiger Woods game...the 1999 version. At breakneck speed, rush downstairs to present dad with his hard-earned gift and hope he doesn't fist pump your face out of the house.

Upgrade: Dad doesn't hate you—he just needs to hit something really, really hard to vent sometimes. Let it be a golf ball and let him do it with Callaway's new Big Bertha Diablo Driver club. The Big Bertha Diablo driver is composed entirely of titanium and is designed to deliver explosive power with strategic positioning of weight inside of the clubhead. It's made for all kinds of golfers, from beginners to professionals, so if dad's got a few holes in his game, something named after a World War I German howitzer has enough firepower to fill them.

The Big Bertha Diablo Driver and other Big Bertha Diablo clubs are available at sports shops across the country. OFFICIAL SITE

PRICING (Amazon)
Big Bertha Diablo Driver (Neutral) (Draw), $299.99
Big Bertha Diablo Hybrid, $139.00-$179.99
Big Bertha Diablo Fairway Wood (Draw) (Neutral), $179.99-$199.00
Big Bertha Diablo Stand Bag, $129.99