Father's Day is still weeks away, but that won't stop you from waiting until the last second to find him a craptastic present of mediocrity. Fortunately, we're here to help.

Here's What You Know: Your old man L-O-V-E-S beer. How much? Let's just say you've had five family dogs all named Keg, and your dad still answers to his college nickname "Sir Chugs-A-Lot."

What Your Lazy Ass Would Typically Do: Dust off the six-pack of skunk beer that's been sitting in the back of your moldy fridge for three months. The cans your cheap-ass buddy brought to that party you barely remember, but ended up drinking everybody else's beer instead. Since you can't bring yourself to throw them away, you figure you'll unload them on your dad.

 

Upgrade: Meet the B95 Heineken BeerTender. (Cue the angelic choir!) We're pretty sure this is how God intended us to drink beer: cold and fresh from a shiny, home beer-tap system with an LCD beverage control display.

As your dad stands there with a tear of joy in his eye, take him through all its gadgetry glory. A display lets you set the beer's temperature (36ºF, 39ºF or 42ºF), tells you how many days it's been in there, and how much is remaining. According to the manufacturer, the tapped beer stays fresh for 30 days and releases Co2 each time the tap is opened to ensure freshness. Measuring only 19" x 10" x 17" (with the drip tray), your dad can easily find a spot for it in his "man room" and boast to his poker-playin' buddies that his son hooked him up big time for Father's Day.

Now fill this baby with a 5-liter Heineken DraughtKeg, and you'll see a smile on his face you haven't seen since you moved out of the house.

Choose from two different models:
B95 BeerTender—$199
B90 BeerTender—$179

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