Father's Day is only a few days away, but that won't stop you from waiting until the last second to find him a craptastic present of mediocrity. Fortunately, we're here to help.

Here's What You Know: Dad's time for fooling around with random women has long past and he has since found a new love: Being a gentleman. He spends his vacation time traveling around vineyards across the country getting a taste of the latest wines to hit the market and likes to relax, perhaps during another episode of 60 Minutes, puffing on a finely-rolled cigar.

What Your Lazy Ass Would Typically Do: With no clue of what makes cigars good or bad, you go to the corner deli and pick up a few Phillie blunts. You splurge, handing the cashier 25 cents more for the fancy-sounding greene de menthe flavor. Dad, a cigar connoisseur, looks at you with contempt upon receiving his "gift."

"These test, er, taste positive-ly great!"
Upgrade: We already showed you how to smoke like a man, but with these cigars, you'll be smoking like a world-famous celebrity. Alex Rodriguez (pictured), Matt Lauer, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, and Dennis Quaid all light up with Gurkha, whose cigars range from the affordable Grand Reserve series to the ultra-exclusive His Majesty Reserve (HMR). While the cigars themselves have been rated highly by cigar critics around the world, the exotic packaging is sure to make dad feel like he's king. Who wouldn't want a present that looks like it has treasure inside of it?

Where To Buy
Cigar Werks

Prices
The Elegance, $15.50 (single)
Gurkha Grand Reserve, $12 (single)
The His Majesty Reserve (HMR), $750 (single)


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