Best for shorter athletic guys:

Tenofory  (Diesel)
Perfect for Daniel Craig’s Bond wardrobe—wear ‘em when licensed to chill.
$70
diesel.com












Swim Trunks (Boss Black)
Sharks hate yellow, right? See you in the water, brah!
$69
hugoboss.com

Drawstring Swim Trunks (D&G)
These killer quick-dry trunks carry the Tony Danza seal of approval.
$235
neimanmarcus.com

Best for average-size guys and those with a gut:

Reversible Camp Boardies  (Modern Amusement)
Your beach picnic “basket” just got a whole lot sexier.
$88
modernamusement.com

Oasis 2  (QUIKSILVER)
The eagle will totally defend your honor when you puke in your beer beach cooler.
$60
quiksilver.com

Surf/Swim w/Stripes  (Nautica)
These new classics pair well with Dick Dale tunes and the movie The Endless Summer.
$50
nautica.com

Best for taller athletic guys:

Snake Bite  (Original Penguin)
Blazing orange will keep you safe from shrinkage and deer hunters alike!
$65
originalpenguin.com

Chunder Bolt  (Few New Zealand)
Lightning lets beach beauties know you carry Thor’s hammer in your pants.
$55
few.co.nz

Eagle Eye  (Christian Audigier)
The eye-catching pattern is chick bait, but don’t  wear if they match your tramp stamp.
$80
edhardyshop.com