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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3
Ubisoft's execs were sitting around pondering how they could make more money when the idea hit them: take RS Vegas, add more guns and character options, create a better multiplayer experience, and roll it out. Not only was that a great idea—check out our review here—but their guys are flying around in golden helicopters. Go America!

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Every home should have an emergency party button.

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They put their pants on just like you—one backflip at a time.

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They want your spare change, but hey, at least they're creative.

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