The Zombie of Hoodies

You can try to destroy it, but it keeps on coming back to life.

You can try to destroy it, but it keeps on coming back to life. 

Flint and Tinder, the company that patriotically cradles your junk with premium, American-made underwear, is back with a new product: The 10-Year Hoodie ($89). Like the undies, the hoodies are made here in the States using super deluxe materials and impeccable craftsmanship. In fact, the sweatshirts are built to last a lifetime, and the company is so sure of their durability, they’re providing a 10-year guarantee: If your hoodie gets a rip or tear, just mail it back and they’ll mend it free of charge. Somewhere, Michael Cera is salivating at the notion. 

Short Circuit Your Sleeves

Danielle “Topanga” Fishel