Geargirl: Fat Cat 500 Count Bling Poker Set

We’ve got an inside deal for some merch on the cheap. You in?

It’s not always easy to hold ‘em when you have a set like ours. We’re talking about poker chips, obviously. With pieces falling all over the place and that case we inherited from grandpa that still contains his leftover chewing tobacco and that picture of grandma bluffin’ with her muffin, it’s time for an upgrade that won’t break your poker face. Complete with 500 casino-quality Bling chips, poker dice, two decks of cards and game buttons all stored in a silver and black aluminum case, Fat Cat 500 Count Bling Poker Set from Rotocade will make you and your friends raise one. Click “Buy Now,” and fulfill your double life that your girl won’t let you have as James Bond in “Casino Royale” after work TODAY! Then get arrested for stabbing a dude with a machete in the stairwell.