For those who hate it when their server wears a shirt: the first-ever Maxim directory of bikini baristas. You’re welcome.
Fort Worth, Texas
With eye-catching locations (the stands are painted in cow spots) in four states, Cowgirls’ baristas (above) don’t just wear bikinis—they mix it up in schoolgirl and cowgirl outfits, too.
Port Orchard, Washington
The birthplace of the bikini-barista movement, this small kiosk has since expanded to a new drive-through site where the hot-pink-hot-pants-wearing staff give northwestern coffee snobs more than they can handle.
Your Coffee Cups
At the Bay Area’s most sizzling espresso stand (“where the baristas and coffee are steamin’ hot”),
coffee sizes range from a B-cup to a D-cup, and every day of the week
has its own theme, from Military Mondays to Fantasy Fridays.
This bright-pink drive-through joint features specialties including Morning Wood, served up by scantily clad ladies who grab commuters’ attention by dancing on tables.
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