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The Porniest Named Baseball Players

These major leaguers were born to play ball. And balls.



Rusty Kuntz, Outfielder
Years played:
1979–1985


Cannonball Titcomb, Pitcher
Years played:
1886–1890


Jack Glasscock, Shortstop/Second base
Years played:
1879–1895


Randy Bush, Outfielder/Designated hitter
Years played:
1982–1993


Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot, Left fielder
Years played:
1936–1945


Woodie Held, Utility player
Years played:
1954–1969


Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, Pitcher
Years played:
1903–1916


Joseph “Boob” Fowler, Shortstop
Years played:
1923–1926


Sloppy Thurston, Pitcher
Years played:
1923–1933


Happy Felsch, Center fielder
Years played:
1915–1920


Richard “Stubby” Clapp, Second base/Pinch hitter
Years played:
2001


Dick Burns, Pitcher/Outfielder
Years played:
1883–1885


Tuck Stainback, Outfielder
Years played:
1934–1946