Breathe easy, friends. The good folks at Micky D's have announced the return of everyone's favorite processed pork sandwich. Starting November 14, and for three weeks only, every McDonald's across the country will be offering this piggy treat, and we can't wait. In fact, we here at Maxim like to think we have something to do with the McRib's frightening popularity. Two years ago, after the McRib had disappeared from McDonald's menus, we ran an ode the sandwich that launched the campaign to bring it back. You're welcome.