The impending 2012 apocalypse is finally upon us, and zombies are bound to gorge upon your fleshy human body. Unless you have serious gear, in which case you might stand a chance of living a few extra days.
Crovel Extreme, $109.99
When you have an infinite amount of parasitic atrocities trying to gnaw on your still-normal brain, you need to be prepared for everything, and a steel shovel may be the ultimate tool. Not only is this going to build you a valuable outhouse (and by outhouse we mean a shitty hole in the dirt) and help with possible shelter, it also has the ability to slice open some zombie brains with its spiked head. Plus, it can barricade doors and smash open any snack machines that survived the pandemic.