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Armageddon Prep

Night Vision Scope, $369

This portable night vision scope makes cowering underground a whole lot easier to cope with, and has the bonus ability to make you feel grateful for the destruction of humanity by reminding you of shit like Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Peer into the woods for food, be ultra-prepared for future attacks, and casually check out the hot girl in the bunker next to you without straining your eyes. It’s got it all!