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Armageddon Prep

Dual Tank Backpack, $39.95

During the apocalypse, your life will constantly be on the edge of extinction, so you’re pretty much going to have to be drunk every spare second in order to function (what? That’s how we handle stuff). This portable drink backpack gives you constant access to your favorite beverages, and mentally shields you from the fact that your neighbor just got his face bitten off by a rampaging atomic monkey.

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