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Reporters Falling in Storms

With bad weather, comes great wipeouts.


Cloudy with a chance of meat falls.
Hurricane force winds are expected, as well as hurricane force bullying.
Lunar eclipse warning in effect for the next 37 seconds.
Thanks to higher education standards, China is beating all other nations in the race for the first Human Kite.

Listen closely and you can almost hear the car giggle.


Hurricane survival tip: Wear a thin jacket and stand in the midst of the storm while holding electronics and you'll be safe.