Manhattan Beach Manhattan Beach, CA
Its world-famous beach volleyball courts bring in a bevy of international beauties primed with both the desire to win and boy-shorts bottoms that’ll make a grown man weep. Too hot for you? Hit the Shellback Tavern, where the beer is guaranteed to be served at 28.1°F or less.
Lake Havasu Lake Havasu City, AZ
While not technically a beach, this H20 heaven attracts legions of West Coast cuties to houseboat parties in Copper Canyon yearly. It is entirely possible that some are drawn there by the oh-so-many pornos shot in the lake’s many hidden coves.
Hanalei Bay Kauai, HI
The waves hitting this semicircle of white sand bring bronzed surfer chicks, and the coral brings snorkeling sweeties. We challenge you not to choke up after catching an eyeful of bums bouncing in the surf as the amateur oceanographers marvel at the starfish below. Ah, nature’s bounty!
Isle of Palms Beach Isle of Palms, SC
This seven-mile-long and one-mile-wide barrier island has pristine beaches littered with smoking-hot rich ladies lured in by high-end shops all over the island. It’s like chum for sharks. (Sharks who are into really expensive handbags.)
Main Beach East Hampton, NY
Everybody from Sean Jean models to train-wreck celebrities (Hello, LiLo!) to the Real Housewives of New York City hits the East End of Long Island to party hard all night, run over the occasional bouncer, and pass out at this beach the next day. Clean up in towel aisle!
South Beach Miami, FL
The gold standard for sun, sand, and steam…and the home office of Miami Vice. The smooth white-sand beach is strewn with starlets and models looking for someone to baste them in tanning butter. (Ask permission first.)