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We tried to get an interview with him several months ago, but self-made infomercial celebrity Vince Shlomi was too high up on his horse to prattle with us lowly regular people. This only made us laugh even louder out loud (LELOL?) when we read that the guy hawking chamois on TV was arrested on charges he assaulted a prostitute in South Beach. Normally, we'd just go about our business and forget about idiots who do idiot things, but, hell, we like the guy, even if he's the oiliest of snake oil salesmen on the face of the planet. What drove this lovable man to commit such a despicable act? We investigate...
7. He wanted to showcase ShamWow's ability to absorb DNA evidence.
6. She didn't say "wow."
5. She thought he was "that guy from American Idol."
4. He was R&Ding his new product, Slap Chop Right Hook™.
3. She attempted to use a paper towel to dry her hands.
2. He thought she was Billy Mays.
1. "Do you know who I am? I'm the f***ing ShamWow guy!"