Richard Hatch
Survivor: Borneo

Crime: Tax evasion. The 
winner and perpetually nude Hatch failed to report his $1 million prize (and other earnings). Can’t outwit, outplay, outlast the IRS.

Tip-Off: Hatch was a master manipulator. Also, a cheater. According to host Jeff Probst, Hatch smuggled matches in his butt during Survivor.


Paula Goodspeed
American Idol, Season 5

Crime: Though never charged with stalking, Goodspeed bombarded Paula Abdul with letters, calls, and visits. She offed herself in a car near Abdul’s home.

Tip-Off: At her audition Goodspeed said she was a “huge fan” of Paula’s, showing off life-size drawings of Abdul she had been creating since childhood.


Kenley Collins
Project Runway, Season 5

Crime: Disorderly conduct. The third-place designer threw apples, water, a laptop, and a cat at her boyfriend. She was charged with two counts of assault

Tip-Off: Collins was a mean coot. When Tim Gunn offered advice, she snapped, “My decisions are final, and I’m done with it.”


Vincent Margera
Viva La Bam and Jackass

Crime: Sexual assault. Bam’s uncle, known as Don Vito, was convicted for inappropriately touching two underage girls at an autograph signing.

Tip-Off: Just look at him! Don Vito is obese, has crazy eyes, and speaks in unintelligible English that, even when subtitled, doesn’t make sense.