This is what happens when you confuse "pitch" with "dare."

The Fox network has apparently picked up a new show concept from screenwriter Michael Dougherty (X2, Superman Returns) that has us setting our Tivos and the show hasn't even been shot yet.

The title? Bitches.

The concept? Sex and the City...with werewolves.

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Exactly.



Hey, Fox, we even have your first teaser poster all designed for you. Picture this:

A dark night sky over the glittering outline of Manhattan.

A large, glowing full moon.

The words: "It's that time of the month again."

Can you say, "ratings"? We sure as hell can. There is nothing on Fox's current line-up than can match anything this batshit amazing. Dougherty, we're pretty sure this show was the product of an all-night bender during which your buddies goaded you into actually pitching this, and for that we applaud you.

And, no, we are not making this up.