It'll soon be Sunday night, which means you’ll be stuck watching this three-plus hour snoozefest because your girlfriend “just loves watching all the Hollywood stars and stuff.” Well, we’re here to help you get through it with three links to ease the pain and make you look like a rock star.

What is it? The 81 Hottest Academy Award Winner Cleavage Photos
How will it help? It’s pure inspiration. If anything can encourage you to sit through a makeup artist discussing "their art," it’s the promise that you might see two boobs pressed together like soft, fluffy puppies climbing a fence. If nothing else, it'll get you through the first hour.

What is it? 2009 Oscar Results List
How will it help? That’s right, this claims to be the official list of winners from this year's Academy Awards. Memorize it, and go all Criss Angel Mindfreak on her ass. Touch your fingers to your head, squint like you're taking a shit and confidently shout out the winners seconds before they’re announced.

What is it? The Top Seven Craziest Oscar Moments of All Time
How will it help? You know when your eyes glaze over and you go to that happy place while you’re stuck watching chick flicks…or the Oscars. Well, apparently some things happen. So reference a few of these moments as a quick, easy way to prove once and for all that yes, you were paying attention after all.