Word is that the Bearded One has begun casting a live-action Star Wars TV series. But what is this new show going to be, you ask? Good question. We have a few ideas about the possible direction of the series…




Hoth
An ethnically-diverse group of Rebels wake up to find themselves stranded on a remote ice world. Awaiting a rescue team that never comes, the group begins to explore their strange new home—only to discover they aren't alone. What are those polar bear-like monsters that keep running off with survivors? And what happens if they stop typing "1-1-3-8" into that mysterious computer every 108 minutes? And does this show really have an end?



Gossip Jedi
"You know the Force is with me. XOXO." The young, well-to-do students of the Jedi Academy use their midichlorians to backstab, sleep around, and generally flaunt their privileged lifestyle as often and as blatantly as they can. When former "it" Jedi S'erena returns after spending some time in a reform school on Dantooine, the already catty halls of Coruscant get taken to the next level.



Two and a Half Fetts
Poor Boba Fett. Orphaned after Jedi Mace Windu relieved the young bounty hunter's dad, Jango Fett, of his head, Boba is forced to move in with…two clones of Jango. Unfortunately, the clones aren't what you'd call "perfect" replicas, and their hilarious bumbling and misunderstandings will keep the canned laughter rolling.




CSI: Mos Eisley
Tatooine's most popular space port may seem like a sun-kissed paradise on the outside, but to the cops that patrol its mean streets it's no spring break haven. Detective Caine and his Wookiee partner Blaaargh know where the bodies are buried, and have just the right zingers for every case they stumble across. "Looks the like the force…was too strong for this one." [Guitar Sting]



Project: Sith Lord
In the high stakes world of the Sith Apprentice, one day you're in, the next, you're out (or severed at the waist). In an effort to land a lucrative position at the right hand of Emperor Palpatine, twelve aspiring evildoers will have to survive a grueling series of challenges. Their fates are in the hands of Project: Sith Lord's distinguished panel of judges: Emperor Palpatine, Count Dooku, the ghost of Darth Plagueis, and top American designer Michael Kors.