Theon Greyjoy has something real important to give you.
In case that whole Red Wedding incident made you forget all the other awful things that had happened in the prior episodes, the Game of Thrones finale was here to remind you that Theon Greyjoy’s penis was chopped off. And in case you were one of the few people losing sleep over what happened to it, you now know that his torturer had it wrapped up in a lovely box and sent over to his victim’s father and his sister (you know, the one that he mistakenly hit on last season), who is first to open it.
Yup, it’s his dick in a box.
And now, here’s the mashup you’ve been hoping for.