Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale

Pastier than Michael Jackson's loofah is family-friendly comedian Jim Gaffigan, front and center in his own stand-up special. Cranky and keen, his monologues tackle the significance of holiday traditions and delve into the creation of the mouth-melting snack, the Hot Pocket. Jim saves his best gags for an "internal voice" used to draw attention to the riotous absurdity of his own act and appearance, which frankly, needed to be pointed out.

Follow Jim's guide to a well-rounded junk food diet