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Rip Torn- The crime: Rip was charged with driving while ripped after his Chevy Cavalier (he's driving a Cavalier?) smashed into a tractor trailer while he was trying to make a turn. He refused a breathalyzer, but no one could refuse this ugly mug.
Nicole Richie- The crime: Nicole was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. She was not, however, arrested for weighing a measly 85 pounds.
Mel Gibson- The crime: Mel was arrested in July 2006 after allegedly driving drunk and then allegedly saying some very naughty things about the Jewish people.
Vince Vaughn- The crime: While filming Domestic Disturbance, Vince and Steve Buscemi got into a fight with some locals outside a North Carolina bar. Steve was stabbed six times in the head and neck, while Vince was taken to jail and charged with misdemeanor assault. The charge was dropped six months later, and Steve was discharged from the hospital the following day.
Vanilla Ice- The crime: The Ice Man was arrested in 2001 for allegedly pulling his wife's hair out (but, sadly, not his own). He pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct later and was sentenced to probation.
Glen Campbell- The crime: Glen was arrested in 2004 for allegedly doing all this stuff:
He served 10 nights in jail after pleading guilty to "extreme DUI" and leaving the scene of an accident.
Tracey Gold- The crime: This Growing Pains star was charged with drunk driving in 2004 after rolling her SUV over an embankment. The accident broke the clavicle of her seven-year-old son, who was riding with her.
Natasha Lyonne- The crime: This American Pie star was arrested in Miami Beach in 2001 for DUI. She pleaded guilty and was sentenced to probation and community service.
George Clinton- The crime: George was charged with felony cocaine possession and two drug paraphernalia-related misdemeanors in 2003 in Florida. He pleaded no contest in 2004 and the felony charges were dropped.
Yasmine Bleeth- The crime: Yasmine was charged with cocaine possession in 2001 and was sentenced to two years of probation and 100 hours of community service.
Eddie Furlong- The crime: The Terminator 2 star was charged with a misdemeanor after pulling lobsters out of a tank at a Meijer grocery store in Kentucky.
O.J. Simpson- The crime: The Juice got squeezed when he was arrested for allegedly barging into a hotel room in Las Vegas and taking some sports memorabilia, which Simpson said was rightly his own. The cops thought otherwise and held him without bail.
James Brown- The crime: After getting arrested for allegedly pushing his wife to the floor in 2004, James Brown apparently went out and had his hair done. That's why he's the Godfather of Soul, people.
Michael Jackson- The crime: What hasn't he done?
Nick Nolte- The crime: Nick was charged with DUI in September of 2001. Oddly, he was not charged with looking like Mr. Fantastic Hair and Shirt.