Anything from the Bronx streets is usually coated in shit or is a cheap knockoff, yet this gangsta-meets-celebrity-talk-show farce is comin' straight outta Great Britain strapped with contagious crudity and a mouthful of rapid-fire vulgarity. The offending duo is a pair of puppets—Bronx Bunny, a "hood hare," and Teddy T, a porn-addicted panda—who host celebrity houseguests, treating the guys to a spooge-stained couch and the starlets a promise of a guided tour of where man mayo comes from. More like a crossover rap artist, they maintain street cred while appealing to most late-night channel flippers. The profane humor isn't limited only to easy poop jokes like fellow hand puppet Triumph. These fake Bronx Bombers know how to keep it real.