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The 6 Hottest Girls of American Idol, Season 8

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American Idol is down to its 13 finalists and we already know what you're thinking—yes, we actually watched the show. Not only did we watch it, we enjoyed parts of it, especially when, from the depths of the the abyss of deaf, dumb, and blind contestants (there's actually a blind dude), ridiculously hot females appeared. While we wait for our testosterone to once again reach serviceable levels, we present you with our utterly uncorroborated, dubious rankings of our favorites.

kristen.jpg6. Kristen McNamara
Status: Eliminated in Semi-Final #3
Why She's Hot: Because her childhood toy was a garbage can. (The only girls we know who could say that live in them...)



mishovonna.jpg5. Mishavonna Henson
Status: Eliminated in Semi-Final #2
Why She's Hot: Because she makes mishsohorny.


megan.jpg4. Megan Joy Corkrey
Status: Top 13 Finalist
Why She's Hot: Because she can actually sing and has the raddest arm tattoo. (Yeah, we totally just said 'raddest'!)



kendall.jpg3. Kendall Beard
Status: Eliminated in Semi-Final #3
Why She's Hot: Take Kelly's Pickler's looks and demeanor and combine that with—no, wait, she's just like Kelly Pickler.


annemarie.jpg2. Anne Marie Boskovich
Status: Eliminated in Semi-Final #1
Why She's Hot: She looks like an even superer version of Super Cooper.


casey1.jpg1. Casey Carlson
Status: Eliminated in Semi-Final #1
Why She's Hot: Because—well—look at her, dammit!


Photo courtesy of Campus Girls USA.