This is SportsCenter. Er, Maxim. Whatever.
Basketball: LeBron James
Ok, so the guy can run fast. But can he run a Maxim editorial pitch meeting? No. But mostly because he's not a brainless dumb dumb.
Boxing: Floyd Mayweather
If you ever find Floyd Mayweather practicing his left hook on a heavy bag that bears your likeness, there's really only one thing you can do: RUN.
UFC: Georges St. Pierre
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