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They weren't on the screen very long, but we'll never forget them.

<strong>Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabbadoo</strong>- Episode: The Last Temptation of Homer (Episode Nine, Season Five)
Why he's awesome: This guy's name is actually Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabbaddo.

<strong>Tall Guy</strong>- Episode: 22 Short Films About Springfield (Episode 21, Season Seven)
Why he's awesome: If you want to see if someone is a true Simpsons fan, just turn to them and say, "Do you find something comical about my appearance?" in a low, slow voice. They will either respond, "Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall." Or they'll just stare at you for a little while.

<strong>Worker and Parasite</strong>- Episode: Krusty Gets Kancelled (Final Episode, Season Four)
Why they're awesome: They didn't become Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team by making insane art-house cartoons that make absolutely no sense. Oh wait, yes, they did.

<strong>Shelbyville Version of Homer</strong>- Episode: Lemon of Troy (Episode 24, Season Six)
Why he's awesome: After some Shelbyvillians steal Springfield's hallowed lemon tree, this version of Homer taunts the real Homer by biting into a lemon. The puckering and tears that ensue make him one of our favorite characters of all time.

<strong>Handsome Pete</strong>- Episode: Bart the Fink (Episode 15, Season Seven)
Why he's awesome: He looks exactly like a miniature Krusty, plays a little accordion and dances on the pier for nickels. What more could you want from anyone?

<strong>Amish Guy</strong>- Episode: Bart of Darkness (Episode One, Season Six)
Why he's awesome: When the Simpsons attempt to build a pool it turns out to be just a large barn. Amish Guy appears out of nowhere to say, "'Tis a fine barn, but 'tis no pool, English." Homer responds, "Do'eth!"

<strong>Johnny Tight Lips</strong>- Episode: Insane Clown Poppy (Episode Three, Season 12)
Why he's awesome: After getting shot, Johnny stays true to his name by not telling anyone where he's hit. When asked what they should tell the doctor, Johnny responds, "Tell him to go suck a lemon."

<strong>The Happiest Man in Springfield</strong>- Episode: Hurricane Neddy (Episode Eight, Season Eight)
Why he's awesome: After the town rebuilds Ned's house, Flanders shows his gratitude by saying, "If you ever need a favor, just look for the happiest man in Springfield." Everyone looks at this guy, who says, "He's talking about himself, people. But thanks for looking!"

<strong>Euro Itchy &amp; Scratchy Clerk</strong>- Episode: Itchy & Scratchy Land (Episode Four, Season Six)
Why he's awesome: This over-the-top Frenchman who works at the empty Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land yells, "Itchy & Scratchy Land open for beezness! Who are you to resist?! C'mon, my children need wine!"

<strong>British Guy Who Steals Homer's Sugar</strong>- Episode: Lisa's Rival (Episode Two, Season Six)
Why he's awesome: After Homer falls asleep while guarding his enormous mound of sugar, he finds this Brit in the pile who's nipped some of it for his tea. He then tells Homer that he'll do it again.

<strong>Korean Gymnast Kim Huong</strong>- Episode: Lisa's First Word (Episode 10, Season Four)
Why he's awesome: As Kent Brockman reports, Kim manages to land a perfect dismount from the rings on what was later confirmed to be a broken leg. Like a true Olympian, he lets out a terrifying scream when he hits the mat, but he doesn't go down.

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