The Simpsons (13th Season Premiere)

Reviewing The Simpsons is like telling someone to breathe—you know what channel it’s on, you know what time it’s on, and you’re going to watch it. It’s as simple as that. And, if the premiere episode of season 13 is any indication, this show may truly (and hopefully) never die. Anyone who thinks the House That Groening Built is running out of gags and ideas need only tune in on Sunday: The jokes come so quickly in the first few minutes, you’ll still be laughing at the opening credits while the plot is unfolding. It’s all become as gloriously reliable as the seasons changing: Summer becomes Autumn. Leaves change color. Simpsons makes us laugh. Anxiously await cold grip of death.