The Sopranos

It's been a while since we last rode shotgun through The Sopranos' opening credits, but damn if the series' final season doesn't pull viewers back in to the family. Some things are familiar—jacked-up dream sequences, Jersey/New York misunderstandings, Paulie Walnuts' hair—but the hacks at HBO know how to break an audience's balls, too. There's some serious shit going down in the season's first four episodes—so much so that even little A.J.'s finally taking some initiative. Bitch all you want about how seven NFL seasons have passed since the last season of The Sopranos—you're gonna watch and you're gonna like it.