You’d think that wars involving lumberjacks and sausages would be cool, but you’d be so, so wrong.
We're in need of this English beauty.
Speaking softly and carrying a wet blanket.
And more importantly, who did the screwing.
And if so, will they at least come in amusing shapes?
Her super power is hotness! And face-stomping.
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
If you said "a giraffe"...you're wrong. Sorry for getting your hopes up.