You’d think that wars involving lumberjacks and sausages would be cool, but you’d be so, so wrong.
And more importantly, who did the screwing.
And if so, will they at least come in amusing shapes?
Her super power is hotness! And face-stomping.
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
If you said "a giraffe"...you're wrong. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
Forget email and Wikipedia – could we cope if our free porn disappeared?
Unless you consider lethal, avalanche-bringing, helicopter-crashing, Nazi-invading curses to be “worth it.”