Brand: Ole Smoky Original Moonshine, Moonshine Cherries, and Apple Pie Moonshine

Pricing: $23.99/750mL

Why You Want It:  This 100 proof mountain-made corn whiskey will wet your whistle and put hair on your chest, tongue, esophagus, knees, lips, and eyeballs. With a smooth flavor and an ass-kicking aftertaste, this stuff is exactly what you need to bring a little south to your mouth (please don't repeat this phrase ever). Get your sugar fix with the apple pie and cherry flavors. Yum, y'all!