Okay, so Alyssa Milano didn't really make a sex tape - but she did make the hilarious video below for Funny Or Die, which is almost as good. Even better news? Absolutely none of it is in everything-looks-like-it's-in-The-Matrix-but-not-in-a-good-way night vision!
If youwant to see her being really sexy, of course, then you should check out Alyssa Milano's Maxim cover shoot from earlier this year. And when you're done gazing at that, watch this behind the scenes video of the shoot. And then...actually, no, we're done. Just watch the video already.